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Have you ever dreamed of exactly those things you do when you wake up and get ready for the day?

2.
What if your soulmate was a 64 year old Korean farmer who grows rice and lives in a thatched hut with his ox on the other side of the earth?

3.
What if Hollywood never existed?

4.
Vodka consists of approx 40% alcohol. Have you ever wondered where the remaining 60% are?

5.
What if boredom went Olympic?

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What would Disney movies be like if Walt had serious cravings for revenge upon mankind?

7.
Have you ever caught yourself doing a gesture or having a facial expression that reminded you of your parent and when realizing it you went “uagh”? And even though you had no mirror in front of you to convince yourself of it, you were 100% sure you looked like him/her?

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Do you know the moment when you are in your bathroom and you bow down to wash your face, suddenly you get the feeling that when you look up into the bathroom mirror again you will see some unknown person standing behind you?

9.
Did you know that there are more differences among women or among men than between women and men?

10.
How cool would it be if Bruce Wayne was on MTV cribs and Xzihibi-tit would pimp the bat mobile? “Yeah dawg, we replaced those lame ass flamethrowers with some first class woofers, put some brand new PS3’s in the back of your catapult seat and thrown some 20 inch rims on ya B-mobile! Huarhahuagh!” and Wayne be like: “Exess-ibit thank you sooo much yay!!” and than X again “LOL!” for no apparent reason. Wouldn't that be just great?

11.
Did you know that people were not afraid of the dark until the invention of the electric light? Does this mean that the underworld people have not been afraid of the daylight until the invention of the electric darkness?

12.
What would superhero comics be like if they all originally had been written and drawn by women?

13.
Although Rick James was really famous in the 80s, many women seemed to forget his name constantly. Otherwise why should he have reminded them so often?

14.
Did you know that the reason why the majority of porn consumers are male lies in genetic disposition?

15.
Have you ever sat in a crowded cinema hall and suddenly a loud noise from the movie startled the hell out of you while everyone else was cool and you felt like everybody saw you hop like a spastic baboon? And the scene wasn’t even scary, just the loud noise, and then you embarrassedly sank deeper into your seat?

16.
Did you know that you will spend most of your adult life coping with the mistakes your parents did while raising you?

17.
Have you ever wondered how high Stephen Hawking would score at Tetris?

18.
The Japanese manga industry accounts for one-third of all the national printed material. In terms of paper consumption this is higher than the consumption of toilet paper, so it is said. In Germany however it is irrelevant to make the differentiation between toilet paper and German manga. You have three guesses why. Here‘s a hint: German toilet paper is not the only paper product you can wipe your ass with.

19.
There are two kinds of dreams: the “Thank god this was only a dream!” and the “It’s a shame that this was just a dream!”. Can you think of another kind of dream?

20.
Are all people masochists who tell you that it’s better to love yourself?

21.
Have you ever thought your bf was good for nothing and then he assembled that stupid Ikea cupboard because of which you almost lost your fucking mind?

22.
Have you ever hidden behind your gf during a horror flick because you were a whiney pussy and could not bare the suspense?

23.
What if there is a cure for stupidity, but we are too stupid to find out?

24.
Do you sometimes forget that Michael Jackson is black?

25.
Have you ever been proud of being sarcastic but then were disappointed after having figured out that it was just you being cynical? Isn’t that ironic?

26.
What if your whole being is the sum of your experiences and influences, but you really suck at math?

27.
Did you receive a hug today?

28.
Love and art are two out of three areas of life which are not negotiable. Guess the third.

29.
Did you ever shout at the TV during a horror flick to warn the character of the approaching danger and then you felt a little bit embarrassed because it was just a movie?

30.
How many times per day do you say to yourself that you fail?

31.
What was the longest time in the last couple of months that you spent offline?







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Cheers mates! Gotta bail now!